February 22nd, 2012

People ‘get’ the UK is a holiday preeminent destination

A few years ago, people didn't quite understand that the UK was a holiday destination. Blame the recession: silly recession, crazy recession, party pooper recession.

However, according to British Destinations, the "understanding" that this country is a great place in which to enjoy a vacation has grown "immeasurably" since then.

It's a brilliant achievement given the economic situation. Both domestic and international holidaymakers now appreciate the merits of taking a break in the UK, which has been made possible through good marketing, deals and engagement.

February 21st, 2012

All drivers in France must carry breathalysers – Even Brits

People who are looking to go to France for a holiday after July 1st and take their car with them – Eurotunnel or the ferry – have been urged by a charity to carry a breathalyser with them.

That's because it is going to be compulsory for all drivers in the country to have one with them in their cars, regardless of whether they live and work in the country, are passing through or are on vacation. They can pick up one-off breathalyser kits for around £2.

February 21st, 2012

Seychelles tortoise finds new home in the Cotswolds

The Cotswold Wildlife Park has a new resident; Darwin the tortoise, who has travelled all the way from the Seychelles.

The Aldabra giant tortoise, who will join three other tortoises at the park, has come to the UK as part of a Conservation link-up between the Seychelles National Botanical Gardens and the Cotswold Wildlife Park.

And it is likely that the park will be his home for the foreseeable future, as giant tortoises have a lifespan of between 100 and 150 years, with the oldest in history living to the ripe old age of 152.
Darwin is just a young whippersnapper at 25 years of age.

February 17th, 2012

Iris gets the boot

We get it, we really do. You're in a boardroom. It's Friday afternoon.  It has been a long week. You're tired, uninspired. In walks a couple of chaps, sharp suits, confident swagger, a PowerPoint presentation that makes TED keynote speeches look like child's play. You say: "Brilliant, do it, here is a load of money."

And then, months, years down the line, when things aren't quite working as you hoped they would, you look at this moment and wonder how it was that such a ludicrous idea was ever allowed to see the light of day. Your only saving grace is the old adage of being able to learn from your mistakes.

February 16th, 2012

Green, green Bristol to get uber-green

Bristol is to host the UK's first ever festival of sustainable development this June, further boosting its already esteemed reputation as a green city.

Dubbed Big Green Week, the festival is a sweeping celebration of all things to do with being green – recycling, reducing waste, cutting down on the amount of energy we use and growing our own produce to name but a few.

"Bristol's Big Green Week is a celebration of green ideas and action which aims to challenge and motivate people to engage with the sustainability issues we face," said Peter Madden, chief executive of Forum for the Future, and one of the individuals who helped develop the festival.

February 14th, 2012

March: A month of chocolate bliss

Imagine being there, the day that Willy Wonka invented chocolate…it must have been beautiful… Hang on; we've just been informed that Willy Wonka didn't in fact discover chocolate. He's not even real. Oh dear, that's a heartbreaker.

Anyhoo, we have since been notably informed that the Aztecs invented chocolate. Not just one Aztec, but all of them. Now that's collectivism at its best. Oh no, even that's disputed. Some say aliens invented it. We admire the punt, but we diminish it all the same. Christopher Columbus gets a mention. He didn't make it, he was too busy getting lost, but he did bring some cocoa beans from America to Europe. So, there you have it, Europe invented chocolate. Europe did everything, the end.

February 13th, 2012

If life were like a scene out of a musical

If life were like a Gene Kelly musical, we'd happily splash around in absolute disregard for the wet weather or the fact that we'd literally soaked our clothes. So what we'd say, 'tis only rain! Moreover it is a beautiful dull, wet day, what's not to love?! And then we'd skip across the pavement, kick a pool of water here and there and stomp up and down absentmindedly with a smile that shined as bright as the sun. Yep, that's what we'd do.

February 13th, 2012

Stephen Fry: British institution

Stephen Fry, oh Stephen Fry, you funny, funny man, with your wit and your amazing intelligence, your sublime extended vocabulary, your dandyish sense of style, your ever foppish hair, your eloquent and elegant elocution, your quintessentially English chivalry and…

Pause for a breather…

…and your command over TV – Fry and Laurie, Jeeves and Wooster and Blackadder to name but a few – and your strange love of gadgets and your love of Richard Wagner – alas not Wagner of X Factor Fame – and the fact that you’re just a nice man with no agenda…

February 10th, 2012

UK tourism in 2011 was astonishing

The national personification of the UK, or the anthropomorphisation if you want to get all scientific about – would be someone cool. Gregarious, stylish and able to hold a crowd's attention, the UK would be the country that every country wants to be.

"Yeah, I'm cool, chilling, you know, popular as ever: 2011 was another brilliant year for me, couldn't keep them away, but I tell you what, this year baby, 2012, this is going to be out of this world for me personally. It's the life."

February 8th, 2012

Love is in the animal kingdom air

Evidently, if you missed the memo, the UK is in the clutches of a "I heart animals forever and ever and ever for like ever…ever" epidemic that scientists have warned will melt our hearts like cheddar cheese on top of a slice of bread being grilled in an oven.

First pandas, now lemurs, soon it will be lobsters and giraffes and monkeys and elephants and…well, you get the picture.

At the West Midland Safari & Leisure Park, perched amidst the splendid backdrop of Bewdley in Worcestershire, workers are positively giddy about the fact they have been privileged to see a romance blossom between two of its lemurs.